Highlights:
Started on:
Channel 11
Jimmy Fallon's failure of a monologue.
The Roots are great for the six seconds they're on air.
Someone sent in a youtube video of a Jimmy Fallon Dance.
I love America.
Flipped to:
Channel 4
Mike Tyson on Jimmy Kimmel
Mike Tyson bit from The Hangover. Hehe, bit.
Zach Galifianakis gets punched in the face by Mike Tyson. I will see this.
Eminem is back. He has a new song with a line about boobies.
They keep cutting to a group of really ugly chicks. This sucks.
Buuuuuuuut Eminem, Mike Tyson, and Jimmy Kimmel standing together to end the show make up for the deplorable song.
Flipped to:
Channel 3
Craig Ferguson: Marking strange grunting noise.###
Kathy Griffin on Craig Ferguson. Her face make-up is falling off.
She is talking about doing coke off people's asses.
Flipped to:
Channel 4
Pioneer Magazine: Hosted by Mary Jo Cranmore
Western Mass. Health!
Flipped to:
Channel 6
Show Title: Crime
Busty blond prostitute in southern prison.
She went to bathroom. Came out with more cleavage showing.
Pudgy cop argues with the prostitute. I didn't need to take a sociology class. This is enough.
Well, she was actually a drunk, who passed out at the wheel, with a kid in the backseat.
One thing worth noting: she claimed she was "not as bad as Bin Laden."
Channel 6
Law and Order Something Something Something
The dock cop from the second season of the Wire is on and she's not a great actress here.
Flipped to Channel 5
Iron and Wine on Jimmy Fallon
Sam Beam? Jim Beam? Kareem?
His voice is Sufjan Stevens high. Uh-fucking-oh.
The last album, The Shepherd's Dog or something, was good.
Is he covering an Antony tune?
Sam is well-groomed. This is not something I'll ever want to hear again.
Started on:
Channel 11
Jimmy Fallon's failure of a monologue.
The Roots are great for the six seconds they're on air.
Someone sent in a youtube video of a Jimmy Fallon Dance.
I love America.
Flipped to:
Channel 4
Mike Tyson on Jimmy Kimmel
Mike Tyson bit from The Hangover. Hehe, bit.
Zach Galifianakis gets punched in the face by Mike Tyson. I will see this.
Eminem is back. He has a new song with a line about boobies.
They keep cutting to a group of really ugly chicks. This sucks.
Buuuuuuuut Eminem, Mike Tyson, and Jimmy Kimmel standing together to end the show make up for the deplorable song.
Flipped to:
Channel 3
Craig Ferguson: Marking strange grunting noise.###
Kathy Griffin on Craig Ferguson. Her face make-up is falling off.
She is talking about doing coke off people's asses.
Flipped to:
Channel 4
Pioneer Magazine: Hosted by Mary Jo Cranmore
Western Mass. Health!
Flipped to:
Channel 6
Show Title: Crime
Busty blond prostitute in southern prison.
She went to bathroom. Came out with more cleavage showing.
Pudgy cop argues with the prostitute. I didn't need to take a sociology class. This is enough.
Well, she was actually a drunk, who passed out at the wheel, with a kid in the backseat.
One thing worth noting: she claimed she was "not as bad as Bin Laden."
Channel 6
Law and Order Something Something Something
The dock cop from the second season of the Wire is on and she's not a great actress here.
Flipped to Channel 5
Iron and Wine on Jimmy Fallon
Sam Beam? Jim Beam? Kareem?
His voice is Sufjan Stevens high. Uh-fucking-oh.
The last album, The Shepherd's Dog or something, was good.
Is he covering an Antony tune?
Sam is well-groomed. This is not something I'll ever want to hear again.
And The Roots TEAR IT APART!
Paul Blart Mall Cop Commercials: 1
Total of Tim and Eric-type Commercials: 2
###=Channel-surfed to Spanish Channel 19, then returned to channel
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